I finally figured it out. Yes, I am indeed certifiable. After admitting that, I know there is a peanut gallery out there that is agreeing a bit too much with that statement. I am certifiable, but not in a way that makes me hop into a shopping cart and ride it down a stairwell like you might see on a YouTube video. I have three letters behind my name that refer to me as a Certified Director of Safety (CDS).
The benefits of being certifiable
Certifications are the proof that the industry is trying to better itself